How to Take Over the World (While Living at Home)

A guide with which complete failures will learn how to frame their complete wasteland of a life in such a way that they feel like they've done remarkably well.

Because I was told to…

…is really the reason I do anything, which explains why I’ve started this blog. I have no idea what to say, because things I say I tend to come to regret. This might be from an innate tendency I have to just say whatever I’m thinking, or maybe it’s because I just have a higher rate of regrettable things that I need to say.

I choose to blame others for this.

So… Fuck you, man.

World Domination is a tricky thing. Don’t forget to get adorable minions.

World Domination is a tricky thing. Don’t forget to get adorable minions.