A guide with which complete failures will learn how to frame their complete wasteland of a life in such a way that they feel like they’ve done remarkably well.Tumblr (3.0; @butwherearethecheetos)http://butwherearethecheetos.tumblr.com/<p>&#8230;is really the reason I do anything, which explains why I&#8217;ve started this blog. I have no idea what to say, because things I say I tend to come to regret. This might be from an innate tendency I have to just say whatever I&#8217;m thinking, or maybe it&#8217;s because I just have a higher rate of regrettable things that I need to say. <br/><br/>I choose to blame others for this.<br/><br/>So&#8230; Fuck you, man.</p>http://butwherearethecheetos.tumblr.com/post/9072170539http://butwherearethecheetos.tumblr.com/post/9072170539Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:47:41 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq42fiBVN81r1jqjxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>World Domination is a tricky thing. Don’t forget to get adorable minions.</p>http://butwherearethecheetos.tumblr.com/post/9071948458http://butwherearethecheetos.tumblr.com/post/9071948458Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:38:06 -0400